American Guestbook for crazy German evangelical clergymen
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by Brother Stair from Walterboro.SC, USA on 04/06/2012 19:17
Greetings ,this is Brother Stair from the Overcomer Ministry situated on a farm in Walterboro in the USA. After viewing the website I invite you to listen in to the broadcast either via the website www.overcomerministry.org or over the radio by many short wave frequencies stated on the website. With deep conviction by the annointing of the holy spirit this is the last day prophet of God proclaiming profoundly that this is the last generation. The overcomer ministry broadcasts 24 hours a day online and you are welcome to listen in to the tabernacle and leave a comment or question upon the broadcasts or scripture.The Ministry address is Po Box 691,Walterboro,SC 29488,USA.By Telephone,1-843-701-5053. It was interesting to view your website,Maranatha.

by Anonymous on 06/01/2009 22:26
Clergyman Neukirch has joined the psychiatry.

by Anonymous on 07/29/2008 21:52
obama fuck out!

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by JOACHIM, der ARBEITSSCHEUE on 12/18/2006 23:32
ICH WILL GELD VON MEINEN BRÜDERN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment:
...vielleicht kann man "ARBEITSSCHEU" als amerikanisches Fremdwort anmelden, Herr Clergyman?

by Clergyman Neukirch on 09/01/2006 08:16
I can not speak once not time German in the right way.

by Kossmann alias Dr. Freund from Vienna on 08/31/2006 11:54
I amuse ever my american friends with my bad american language.I can not so good english. I want also a rockstar be but I can not sing just rülps and stink

by Dr. Freund from Vienna, Austria on 08/29/2006 21:30
Clergyman Neukirch is one of my most favourite patients. His fixed ideas are symptimatic for a very schizophrenic man.
At first he thougt to be the bigger brother of Kossmann, and now he says he was the half - brother of him, because he wants to blackmail Kossmann twice.
Neukirch wants to get Kossmann´s inheritor for his children. Kossmann will become a rich man soon, and so clergyman Neukirch is full of hatred and envy against Kossmann.
Dear Mr. Clergyman, please visit me in Vienna, you will be the best object to study for my students.

by An Kotzmann on 04/13/2006 16:28
Lern mal englisch du Trottel!
Comment:
Je suis totalement de votre avis.

by Hope for Germanies future! on 04/02/2006 17:26
Neither the pope nor clergyman Neukirch would stand the very new test for immigrants to Germany.
Germany will become a land free of asocial persons in future!

by Pfarrer on 02/21/2006 19:19
Im Gegensatz zu ihnen behaupte ich nicht, Englisch zu können.
Ich kenne meine Grenzen, Grössenwahnsinnige Trottel wie sie nicht
Comment:
It is correct. You do not demand at all to speak German in a correct way, Mr. Clergyman.

by Anonymous on 02/21/2006 00:17
American Guestbook
Is any american here??????
nobody is interested in that moron
Comment:
Oh Mr. Clergyman,
you cannot speak German but you cannot speak English at all.
Ha ha !

by Anonymous on 02/11/2006 08:23
Kotzmann is mad and crazy!

by ? on 01/29/2006 08:07
Joachim Kossmann was sexual misused by his big brothers.

by Uncle Funny from Lage / FRG on 01/11/2006 16:37
When I ´m thinking how our clergyman Neukirch is practising our mother language German, it will be better to write in English, because than everybody can understand us.

by Klaus Juergen from Leuna / GDR on 01/10/2006 22:37
Joachim, have a bath !!!

by Clergymen Neukirch on 01/10/2006 07:30
How can I translate "Kurdenarschkriecher" into English?
Please help!

by Mother Ilse on 01/07/2006 08:45
Clergyman Neukirch, why didn´t you care about my grave?
Why do you hate your dead mother?

by carmen b. aus bochum on 04/12/2005 21:48
lazybone kotzmann cannot accept the reality.

by Grandma Languste to Clergyman Neukirch from Roehlinghausen on 03/14/2005 13:44
Dear grandson, I hope that you will bring some flowers to the grave of your mother.
She would become 80 years old on the next saturday. Don´t forget it, you ´re a lazy follish guy!

by An Insider on 03/06/2005 19:33
Who does know a Clergyman Neukirch?
Nobody, your right name is irrelevant!
Who will get to know the situation at German courts?
Everybody whole over the world!
The respect of Germany will be damaged by Kossmann!
That´s fact!

by Klaus Juergen vom Leuna / GDR on 03/06/2005 13:50
Clergyman Neukirch cannot accept the reality...

by A Kossmann Fan from Witten on 03/06/2005 08:18
Kossmann is the coming star of tomorrow a real respectable follower of Johnny Cast or Jahn Denver, for example.
Therefore the clergyman Neuklirch hates him. Neukirch also wanted to become a famous rock star, but he got an electric shock after he ´d repared his electric guitar.
We all should have pity on him! PPPR MR. CLERGYMEN EUKLIRCH!

by kossmann's neighbur on 03/05/2005 22:39
Kossmann would like to become an "Artist" and "Singer".
Well known musician Joe Doll has finished with kossmann because of missing talent.
kossmann is a frustrated old man full of hate and anger!
Nobody likes him

by SM Susi to Clergyman Neukirch from Witten / FRG on 03/05/2005 20:13
Hello, mon little clergyman. I can understand that you are astonished and angry, but your very yellow diving suit piches you.
But you are that in guilty by yourself, because you have drinke too much of the Algerian edelzicker wine, and so you ´ve got a very big balley.
Why do you not ask Kossmann how to loose your overweight?
But neverthelesse the very new uniforms of the Free German Youth are beeing delivered. Please come to me on Sonday and tha I will show it you!
Kiss and Heil, Your SM Susi

by Anonymous on 03/04/2005 18:32
Let´s see, what will be happen.
The finalmud match will start in 14 days.
You ´ll be surprised!

by An Insider on 03/03/2005 21:17
Let´s see, what will happen!
Kossmann is threatened to be thrown into prison, if he publishes your right name, Mr. Clergyman "Neukirch".
Do you think that there is no rack in West German´s prisons?
That will be enought to apply for political asylum!

by A Citizen of Witten on 03/03/2005 14:57
Clergyman Neukirch is very angry.
He wants to be important, but he is only impotent.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

by Anonymous on 03/03/2005 07:58
Clergymen Neukirch is a very stupid and crazy man, he belongs into the psychiatry!

by Klaus Jürgen from Leuna / GDR on 03/01/2005 21:20
Hallo, I ´m Klaus Jürgen, the illegimative sun of clergyman Neukirch.
He is a blame for his church and a symbol for the infamy of the West German capitalistic church system.
He is a calumner and swindler!

by Mother Ilse on 03/01/2005 16:30
Clergyman Neukirch is a very crazy and ill man. He really believes that Kossmann would be his little brother, and so Neukirch wants to force Kossmann to run his fortune to Neukich´s kids after the death.
But Kossmann will not do. He don´t want to work for strange kids. And so Neukirch wants to destroy the economical existence of Kossmann for a second time.
Clergyman Neukirch is a lyer and calumner. His own church didn´t want to make him a superintendent. Soon he will be disposite to Siberia.

by Anonymous on 03/01/2005 10:43
http://www.f1.parsimony.net/forum702/messages/4570.htm

Funny!

by The dead Grandma Languste to the Clergymann on 03/01/2005 08:21
Hello Mr. Clergyman, I ´m your dead grandma.
You have made my grave away because you did not want to pay for it. I ´d gave you pocket money all over my life and you did not care about me.
You are a follish stupid and an avaricious gay.
I will haunt you and bring you into the psychiatry forever!

by Joachim der Kurdenkriecher on 02/28/2005 22:53
i will fuck a turkish bitch.
Comment:
Herr Pfarrer, falls Sie weitere Übersetzungsprobleme haben, empfehle ich:

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by Uncle Lustig from Lage West Germany on 02/28/2005 21:24
Oh, it is very terrific!
Our clergyman is not even able to speak German in the right way. But it will be more comlicated for him to talk in English.
So I think we sgould help him!

by Joachim Kossmann on 02/28/2005 13:21
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by A Citizen from Witten / Germany on 02/28/2005 08:51
Clergyman Neukirch is a magnific swindler and calumner. He hates his dead mother, because she had born hos little brother.
Clergyman Neukirch is lying on the bag of the German tax - payers, who have to pay for the criminal church Neukirch presents.
Clergyman Neukirch is a big Neo - Nazi. He wanted to fix Slesia to the Ennepe - Ruhr - district. But nobody likes him. Neukirch wanted to become bishop but he was not elected by the parishes.
Please protect us from this crazy clergyman!!!

by free german on 12/30/2004 22:24
President Bush is a mad man !

by Clergyman Neukirch from Witten Germany on 12/19/2004 19:31
Hello folks,
I am the crazy German evangelical clergyman. I hate Mr. Kotzmann because he made clear my swindles and blackmailing tricks.
Kotzmann is it in debt that I didnot become the very new superintendent. So I must come out with my short money of 4.000 Euros in the month. Over them about I cannot like Kotzmann. He doesnot work and is living upon the costs of the taxe payers. The German state feeds Kotzmann and in the opposite train Kotzmann makes bad propaganda against Germany.
Kotzmann hates our church and the German state, because in Gemany state and church are not devided.
Kotzmann wants to abolish the German church taxes and that would mean that we clergyman would have to work a real labor in order not to be hunger.
I see very black for our country and so I ´ve joined a yodle - kursus at the Wittener people high school. In case of a case I will join the islam an yodle my bible verses from the minarett to tower of the Witten synagogue.
I think that time will be become very hard for me.
Please pardon my bad Englisch, but I even not only one right German.
Clergymen Neukitch

by Friends of USA on 11/27/2004 02:35
Watch out Mr.Kobmann!

by Blasphemies against our Government! on 11/26/2004 17:15
Our Organisazion watches the sites worldwide.
Blasphemies against USA or against our beloved President Mr.Bush will be punished.
We demand a formal exculpation.
Please avoid future malicious agitation.
Yours sincerely
Friends of USA

by A Friend of America on 11/06/2004 08:11
Perhaps America need the bless of God, because Mr. Bush was being elected twice.

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